Dern that ole Moon Shine oh what a world it's a gloomdeblabla day
I'm the unhappiest squirrel in the whole USA

Good mornin' morin' hello shunshine ohh my head
When did we move this place looks strange hey this ain't my bed
Hold on a minute I just don't get it what in the world did we do
As it strange wakin' up next to me it sure was strange wakin' up next to you

Went to a wedding oh that's exciting anyone I know
You were the bride you didn't wear them funny lookin' old shoes I hope
I was the what oh the groom has had it this is my wedding day
I'm the unhappiest squirrel in the whole USA

What'd you mean we've got six kids how in the world could that be
Cause sometime last night was the very first time that you ever saw me
I didn't know I was quite so prolefic how much will the welfare pay
To the unhappiest squirrel in the whole USA

Dern that ole Moon Shine oh what a world it's a gloomdeblabla day
I'm the unhappiest squirrel in the whole USA
Dern that ole Moon Shine oh what a world it's a gloomdeblabla day
I'm the unhappiest squirrel in the whole USA