There were a dozen virgins
Fresians Thanes and Franks
We took them for some pickn'
But all we got were wanks.
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Oh, we are Beowulf's army.
Each a mighty Thane
We'll pummel your asses
And ravage your lasses
And do it all again.

The prettiest of the virgins
She was so fair and sweet.
I told her I'd a organ
For where to spread my seeed.
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The oldest of the virgins
She was a vandal lass.
I showed her my mighty weapon
And she showed me her ass.
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The fattest of the virgins
We took her for a whore.
I gave her all me codpiece
She still wanted more.
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Her sister was from Norway
She cost me 20 groats.
She showed there was more ways
Then oneto show me oats.
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Her mother was from Iceland
And she was very hot.
It took a whole damn iceberg
To cool her burning twat.
*Chorus