there were three more lovers,
but they all got cold feet,
and I know that there were others,
but she's so discrete

but a wave of his hand's enough
to get her back again

she made it thru high school
and she got her degree
and in many different ways
she's a lot smarter than me

but a wave of his hand's enough
to get her back again

I tried to convince her
to make it on her own,
but she's afraid to be a spinster,
afraid to be alone

but a wave of his hand's enough
to get her back again

I despise every word that he speaks,
'cause he tries to make her feel week.
and he put's her down in public
and he treats her like a child,
but he'll never make a lapdog
out of something so wild.
(I despise every move that he makes,
'cause I know what he's trying to brake)