Mister Santa, bring me a dream (Dream)
Make him the cutest boy I've ever seen
Give him two lips, like roses and clovers
And tell him I'll be happy to bend over
Santa (Santa)
I've been so good
I used protection, whenever I could
Now that I'm down on my knees
Mister Santa don't forget about me

Mister Santa
Bring me a boy (Oh boy oh boy)
Make him a kinky collector of toys
How 'bout a athlete? Straight out of college?
Although this sounds exhausting to be honest
I mean, I love EDM
I like to party, but only with men
These younger guys aren't quite on my level
How long must I keep chugging vodka and Red Bull?
Santa, I've started to think
Now that I'm older, I don't want a twink
I want a man, who's older and wiser
Don't mind if he has a pocket full of Pfizers
Santa to tell you the truth (To tell you the truth)
I think I want someone like you
Come down my chimney if you can
Mister Santa is a gay man

Santa, all that white hair
You'll be so scruffy, my own polar bear
I love to grab a hold of that belly
And make it jiggle like a bowl of KY jelly
Santa (Santa)
Jingle them balls
I want a Santa who's big, black, and tall
I want to get inside that bag
Maybe Santa
Maybe Santa
Maybe Santa is a black fag