You! You've been nothing but a thorn in my side since day one! But I am Fantoccio, the great, and I'll not, ha! Be outdone!
Welcome to Fantoccio's spectacular theater in the pound! Please excuse my thespian vernacular When I say: Thou ist going down!
I've had enough of you So time to be my puppet on a string I've had enough of you Oh, dance, my little muppet plaything!
Now! The audience is thirsty for fun Time to run 'Cause now your dénouement has already begun! That means you're done!
We could both be pirates on the sea You'll swab the deck and play your part for me Mops galore! You'd better keep it clean! Watch out now my little friend 'cause Shakespeare's looking mean!
I've had enough of you So time to be my puppet on a string I've had enough of you Oh, dance, my little muppet plaything!
A battle like no other Better move! 'cause here's another! At least you'll get to see defeat in epic style
The audience is primed, each attack right on time Seeing you entwined is so worthwhile!
But why stop there? Add a lion, a bear What's wrong my petite chère? Why don't you smile!
The final act is sure to be a theatrical plot twist worthy of a prize Want a shot? You better be more tactical Messin' with Fantoccio is never wise!
I've had enough of you So won't you be my puppet on a string I've had enough of you Oh, dance, my little muppet plaything! I'm up to here with you So why don't you fin'ly face it Your fate is sealed
And everything you do is what I say! Starting now and everyday You'll be my puppet, learn to love it Every word I say you'll covet!
Start-a-new, stuck like glue Bid your former self adieu 'Cause I've had enough of you