She's the kind of girl you want
To take home to your momma
A smile so bright the world can see
Flashing pearly whites since 83'
Lipstick cherry, velvet red
Thoughts of her lips fill my head
She's confident & let's it show
But how can I let her know?

There must be something I can say
To make her feel this retro romance
You stole my heart at first glance
You're the one & only who completes my story
Oh retro romance
You're the one that make my heart dance
Hope in your world you can see, today you'll take a chance on
An 80's guy like me!

Pigtails, spandex, jazzersize
She works her susan summer thighs
Still knows what beauty inside means
While strutting round in jordash jeans
Ashes to ashes, from love to lust
I've got to have her, I must, I must!
Just hoping that she'll let me be
The cowboy in her bon jovi dreams

No one has made me feel this way
Until I met my
Retro romance
You stole my heart at first glance
You're the one & only who completes my story
Oh retro romance
You're the one that make my heart dance
Hope in your world you can see
today you'll take a chance on
An 80's guy like me!

You're my light bright shining with sex on the screen
My heather locklear, Farrah Fawcett
Demi Moore, Beauty Queen
I'll beat box, pop n lock while shoutin your name
Getting fresh like doug e
Did with slick rick, back in the day
Commodore 64, ibm, atari, joystickin away

We'll dirty dance the truffle shuffle
While bumping away purple rain?
I'll be your lost boy going down on your breakfast club
But this might sound crazy cause I'm addicted to your love
Retro romance
You stole my heart at first glance
You're the one & only who completes my story
Oh retro romance
You're the one that make my heart dance
Hope in your world you can see today you'll take a chance on
An 80's guy like me!