Tom :D

Intro: (2x) strummed fast using up/down strokes
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Intro w/ Fill (2x)
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Riff 1: (2x) muted fast
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D D
Got a lotta heart ache. He's a fucken weasel.
G A
His issues make my mind ache. Wanna make a deal.
D D
Cause I love your little motions. You with your pigtails.
G A
What a nice creation. Worth another night in jail.
Pre-Chorus: (1x)-Clean Guitar
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Chorus: (1x)
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D
He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out,
when friends were listening to Slayer.
G
I would like to find him Friday night.
A
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights.
Post-Chorus: (6x)
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(1) (2) (3) (4)
Life just sucks, I lost the one. I'm giving up, she found someone.
(5) (6)
There's plenty more. Girls are such a drag.
Intro w/ Fill (2x)
Fill:
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Riff 1: (2x) muted fast
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D D
So all you little ladies. Be sure to choose the right guys.
G A
You'll come back to me maybe. I'll shower you with lies.
D D
Got a lotta heart ache. He's a fucken weasel.
G A
Decisions make my mind ache. Wanna make a deal.
Pre-Chorus: (2x)-Clean Guitar
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D
Ease away the problems and the pain.
The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream.
G
All along, you wish that she would stay.
A
Fuck the guy that took and ran away, yeah.
Chorus: (1x)
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D
He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out,
when friends were listening to Slayer.
G
I would like to find him Friday night.
A
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights.
Post-Chorus: (6x)
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(1) (2) (3) (4)
Life just sucks, I lost the one. I'm giving up, she found someone.
(5) (6)
There's plenty more. Girls are such a drag.
[Bass Solo Type Thing] PLAY D then G clean (4x)
Post-Chorus: (6x)
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(1) (2) (3) (4)
Fuck this place, I lost the war. I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
(5) (6)
Where's my dog? Cause girls are such a drag.
End on Intro(Slightly Different)
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