(Tom)
I
Want to fuck a dog in the ass
(Mark)He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
(Tom)I want to fuck a dog
Thats right kids

I
Tried to fuck your mom in the ass
I tried to fuck your dad in the ass,
Could only find the dog,
and his ass

(Chorus)
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

(Tom)
I
Tried to fuck a fuckin pirate in the ass
(Pirate: Arg, me first matey scurvy cur)
Tried to fuck a fuckin pirate
but I found a dog
(Pirate in mexican acent ) aii, that was no pirate,
Man, that was thy own sister!
(Mark), its a mexican pirate!

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fuckin dog