Long black coat and fingernails,
The size of fucking trees.
My head is bald, my ears they point,
Just like my fucking teeth.
I stalk upstairs, I raise your hairs.
A dirty stinking fiend.
I got no time, I got no mind,
My kind just wants to feed.

(chorus)
Whoah-oh-oh-Nosferatu! (x2)

Ain’t known for looks
Ain’t known for charm
Tall as a fucking rail.
Snow white demon my mind is schemin’
Gonna make you scream and wail.
My nose is pearched upon my face,
Like a crooked running beak,
I smell your blood, gonna make it flood,
Next morning’s lookin’ bleak.

(chorus)

My drool hits home right on your neck,
I’ll clean up when I’m done.
Gonna take my stance, make you shit your pants,
Mealtime can be fun.

(chorus)