[introduction]

A pirate walks into the bar. the bartender asks "what's with the steering wheel in your pants?!" pirate says "argh! it's driving me nuts!

[verse one]

Now i've been riding across the seven seas
Looking for a girl from another fantasy
I keep a big ship
They call captain kid
I got the i patch
Tri hat
Rollin like a pirate!
Shiver my timbers!
Fuck you till your limber
Freaky deaky
Till yuh get leaky
Like run dmc
Its triiiiiiiiickayyyyyyyyyy
So animated might as well call me mickey
Pedal to the metal
Red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag
Can't reach my level
Like arrrrr! arrrrr
Flow sick like stars
Xxx till i hit your mark!
Ahoy! ahoy!
I put that happy to joy
Fuck with me
An i'll play you like a game boy
Ninja
Skin ya!
Throw you in a blender
Chop! chop! chop!
I'm a motherfucking pirate!

[chorus]

Yo, ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
Argh!
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo, ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
Argh!
It's my duty
To please that booty!
Yo, ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty
To please that booty!
Yo, ho ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me

[verse 2]

Yooo hooo
Haha sorry bitch,i wasn't callin your name
We burnin so hot,you cant even capture the flame
Street rat,hood rat?
Freak with tats and spoiled brat?
No. wait, guess a again
I'm a motherfuckin' pirate
I'm over you like i just dunked
Battle ship you just got sunked
Boy you think u can handle this?
Is your port hole
Is big enough for my ship?
Its not the motion of the ocean and
Size is a thing
Cuss we ain't getting no where
With these fucking waterwings
I used to be ballin'
Now i'm just straight dunkin'
Gold stars for my rhymes
I got all the boys suckin'
Jealous bitches start hatin'
Cause its not them that we fuckin'
That game you claim you play
Is the motherfuckin game
That i'm runnin

[chorus]

Yo, ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
Argh!
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo, ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
Argh!
It's my duty
To please that booty!
Yo, ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty
To please that booty!
Yo, ho ho
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me

[bridge]

Now and then we had a hope
That if we lived and were good
God would permit us to be pirates.

Yo, ho ho
It's a pirate's life for me
Yo, ho ho
It's a pirate's life for me
Fire!!!

[chorus]

Yo, ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
Argh!
It's my duty
To please that booty
Yo, ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
Argh!
It's my duty
To please that booty!
Yo, ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty
To please that booty!
Yo, ho ho
It's a pirates life for me
It's a pirates life for me

Yo, ho ho
It's a pirates life for me
Yo, ho ho
It's a pirates life for me
I'm a pirate nigga!