Transcribed by: Ben Gullen pm = palm mute x = palm mute / = slide up = slide down [INTRO:] e|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|--6-x-6-x-64--9-x-9-x-9----------------------------| D|--6-x-6-x-64--9-x-9-x-9-97-x-7-x-7/96-x-6-x-6/9--| X2 A|--4-x-4-x-42--7-x-7-x-7-97-x-7-x-7/96-x-6-x-6/9--| E|-------------------------75-x-5-x-7/74-x-4-x-4/7--| [VERSE:] e|-------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------| G|--6-6-6-6-6---9-9-9-9-9--------------------------| D|--6-6-6-6-6---9-9-9-9-9---7-7-7-7-7---6-6-6-6-6--| X2 A|--4-4-4-4-4---7-7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7---6-6-6-6-6--| E|--------------------------5-5-5-5-5---4-4-4-4-4--| [CHORUS:] "you've had a lot a...." e|------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------6-6-6-6-6--7-7-7-7-7-7--10-10-10-10--11-11-11-11-11-11-11--| A|--4-4-4-4-4-------------------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|-----------------| B|-----------------| G|--6-x-6-x-64----| D|--6-x-6-x-64-6--| A|--4-x-4-x-42-6--| E|--------------4--| Verse X2 Chorus X1 Verse X2 Chorus X1 [BRIDGE:] "P.S. Mom and dad this is Chasey....." e|-----------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------| D|-----------6-6-6-6-----------4-4-4-4-----------| G|--6-6-6-6--6-6-6-6--2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4--| A|--6-6-6-6--4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4--| E|--4-4-4-4-----------0-0-0-0-----------2-2-2-2--| pm . . . . . . . . Intro X2 - End on G# ============================================================================ [LYRICS:] Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain Ya never wrote me back How could I ever eat Your ass when ya treat Your biggest fan like that? You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain This letter is my last As your biggest fan I must demand You let me eat your ass You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show ‘em them titties Now show ‘em them titties P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show ‘em them titties Now show ‘em them titties Would ya fuck me for blow? [END:]