I have a feeling that beneath
The little halo on your noble head

There lies a thought or two
The devil might be interested to know

You're like the finish of a novel
That I'll finally have to take to bed
You fascinate me so

I feel like Christopher Columbus
When I'm near enough to contemplate

The sweet geography descending
From your eyebrow to your toe
The possibilities are more
Than I can possibly enumerate
That's why you fascinate me so

So sermonize and preach to me
Make your sanctimonious little speech to me
But oh my darling you forgive
My inability to concentrate

I think I'm dealing with a powderkeg
That's just about to blow
Will the end result deflate me
Or will you annihilate me
You fascinate me so

So sermonize and preach to me
Make your sanctimonious little speech to me
But oh my darling you forgive
My inability to concentrate

I think I'm dealing with a powderkeg
That's just about to blow
Will the end result deflate me
Or will you annihilate me
You aggravate me
You irritate me
You fascinate me so