She came on with such a funny smile
A sparkle in her eyes
A real exotic dancer style
She said "I wanna make love to you,
I love to feel it blue
I love to make it right"

Just because I'm horny
Just because I'm funny
Just because I'm me

She said now she's got a funny feeling
Since the day we met,
It feels like butterflies
A lack of air
A kind of pain
She feels I may feel it too

Just because I'm horny
Just because I'm funny
Just because I'm me

Once I met a girl in Rome
She said she was about to have a heart attack
I said it was the food
She said it was my eyes
Some kind of energy
Some kind of canned heat

Just because I'm horny
Just because I'm funny
Just because I'm me

She came on with such a funny smile
A sparkle in her eyes
A real exotic dancer style
She said "I wanna make love to you,
I love to feel it blue
I love to make it right"

Just because I'm horny
Just because I'm funny
Just because I'm me

She said now she's got a funny feeling
Since the day we met,
It feels like butterflies
A lack of air
A kind of pain
She feels I may feel it too

Just because I'm horny
Just because I'm funny
Just because I'm me