So now arrested on charges of unemployment sittin' in the witness stand
The Judge's wife called up the district attorney
Said free that brown eyed handsome man
If you want your job you better free that brown eyed man

Oh flyin' cross the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walkin' cross the sand
She'd been a walkin' thirty miles on route to LA
To get a brown eyed handsome man brown eyed handsome man

Way back in hist'ry three thousand years in fact ever since the world began
There'd been a whole lotta good lookin' women sheddin' tears
Over a brown eyed handsome man brown eyed handsome man

Well beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
Between a doctor and a lawyer friend
Her mama told her daughter darlin' go out and find
Yourself a brown eyed handsome man
Just like your daddy was a brown eyed handsome man

Well Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass she had the world in the palm of her hand
She lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match over brown eyed handsome man
Over brown eyed handsome man