I'm a mummy. i scare people. watch what happens when
I walk up to somebody
I'm a mummy.
Loud scream

I was born one thousand nine hundred and fity-nine years ago. my daddy was a mummy, too. watch what happens when i walk up to somebody.
I'm a mummy.
Loud scream

I don't try to scare people. i really came back to life to buy a
Copy of "kookie, kookie, lend me your comb", but people run from me.
Watch what happens when i walk up to somebody. i'm
A mummy.
Loud scream

I wish there was somebody somewhere who wasn't afraid of me. oh,
Well. watch what happens when i walk up to somebody.
I'm a mummy.
That's cool.
I'm a mummy.
You mean you're a mother.
No, i'm a mummy.
I'm a beatnik.
People are afraid of me.
Yeah, i'll bet.
I was born one thousand nine hundred and fifty-nine years ago.
Oh, yeah, like that's a long gig.
Where can i buy a copy of "kookie, kookie, lend me your comb"?
Oooh, man, i don't dig that trash. you know like brubeck,
Sherwin, modern jazz quartet?
I'm a mummy.
Man, you got a warped groove.
Aren't you afraid of me? aren't you gonna scream?
Oh, yeah, like "help."