All I want for Christmas is my methadone
All I want for Christmas is to be left alone
All I want for Christmas is a free ride home
All I want for Christmas is heart to turn to stone
All I want for Christmas is my methadone

All I want for Christmas is a brand new car
All I want for Christmas is to be your only star
All I want for Christmas is to find out exactly who I are
All I want for Christmas is a brand new car

All I want for Christmas is a brand new start
All I want for Christmas is to unbreak my heart
All I want for Christmas is to not completely fall apart
All I want for Christmas is a brand new start

All I want for Christmas is my baby back
All I want for Christmas is a money stack
All I want for Christmas is a great big Cadillac
All I want for Christmas is my baby back

All I want for Christmas is a pound of weed
All I want for Christmas is for you to fulfill my every need
All I want for Christmas is to get so high my nose will bleed
All I want for Christmas is a pound of weed

All I want for Christmas is a brand new life
All I want for Christmas is to fuck your lovely wife
All I want for Christmas is someplace safe to hide the knife
All I want for Christmas is a brand new life

All I want for Christmas is a second chance
All I want for Christmas is a dryer set of pants
All I want for Christmas is less incriminating evidence
All I want for Christmas is a second chance

All I want for Christmas is a Subaru
All I want for Christmas is a squeeze from you
All I want for Christmas is a single fucking clue
All I want for Christmas is a Subaru

All I want for Christmas is oblivion
All I want for Christmas is a brand new skin
All I want for Christmas is to get out of all the shit I’m in
All I want for Christmas is oblivion