Car crash suntan lotion
Put it on your skin
Sweet potato sticky bun
Breathing in the wind
Talcum powder razor leg
Open up a wound
Earthshaped hovercraft
& everyone’s marooned
Nickel-plated shirt stain
Rub it on your toes
Veiny penis day job
Suck it up your nose
Cinderella silkworm
Sliding through the air
Suicidal baby boner
Everybody’s there
A little soap and saltwater
And tangleberry soda
Automatic landslide
Got to beat my quota
Serpentillian butterbase
Spank me till I come
Tooth burger whipplescull
Yum yum yum
Stiletto pie tractor sauce
Buried to the neck
Goblins in my spinal cord
Roller derby wreck
Typhoid ropeburn
Monroe was a hotty
Quick lock lip lick
Naughty porta potty
Vanilla wedgy soak stitch
Terminally screwed
Sticks are made for kids
Trix are lays not glued
Stillwater tapered tits
Get ‘em while their young
Brogan pumperdime
Yum yum yum
Enzymatic bubble tongue
Kula de calzone
Beetle bailey tickle juice
You are my one and only