Your fruity behaviors quite unbecoming
Of a lady so sexy and awfully stunning
You're likely to get what you've never deserved
Uncover the treasure and strengthen your nerve
And nothing will ever be the same
You're head tripping down demagio lane

You're there in the headlights
Your gown's always sparkling
The life of the party
Everybody's darling
A smile like a hijack
You're close to the truth
Your covered in charm and
Cheap gin and vermouth
And its all just a game
Just the same
You're everybody's darling

Your easy as cold cash your powers are baffling
When you're in a good mood everyone's laughing
When you're in a tizzy the rain never slows down
You unravel the cliche what goes around comes round
Your wrapped up in sweet tarts you're the queen of the city
You're never outdated your excuses aren't pretty

You've corrupted the angels with your little excursions
You're right on the money you love your perversions
You make it look easy when you climb on the tightrope
And you take off your night gown and take all the right dope
You're down on your knees and up to your chest
With the lies you exhale and the wine you ingest