You say you don’t love me
I say I don’t care
‘cause as long as you’re happy
I’m happy I’m happy I swear
Just answer me on question
Then baby I will go
I know it may sound crazy
But baby I’ve just got to know

Why you going out with that potatoehead
Did you lose touch with reality
Why you going out with that potatoehead
Why you wanna do that to me

I know we tried to do the love thing
I know that it didn’t work out
‘cause I know a little about the love thing
But even that seems shrouded in doubt
Anyways I guess it doesn’t matter
Now we two are three and I am one
Just tell me why I’m the one who suffers
And he’s the one that has all the fun

Why you going out with that potatoehead
Why you wanna do that to me
Why you going out with that potatoehead
Did you lose touch with reality
Why you going out with that potatoehead
Why you wanna do that to me
Why you going out with that potatoehead
When you could be going out
With a potatoehead like me