The Chunky Tiger and The Dandy Lion
Were sitting around a Fire Fly drinking wine
When along came a Turtleneck
Who had a bottle of Triplesec
The Chunky Tiger said,”Please join along
As we sing the Denial Song.”

and they sang
Today is yesterday’s tommorrow
So you see tommorrow’s already here
So don’t be afraid of life it’ll hurt you
Because the opposite of love is fear

Now the Work Horse and the Chicken Wire
Heard them singing round the fly fire
They said,”Hey we’ve got a bottle of Grenadine
Would it be cool ya’ll if we made your scene/”
The Chunky Tiger said,”Please join along
As we sing our favorite song.”

and they sang
Today is yesterday’s tommorrow
So you see tommorrow’s already here
So don’t be afraid of life it’ll hurt you
Because the opposite of love is fear

Later still the Houndstooth and the Busy Bee
Heard the commotion so they thought they’d have a looksee
They brought a bottle of bourbon and a case of champaigne
They said,”Would you all mind terribly if we remain?”
The Chunky Tiger said,”Of course not, please join along
We’ll sind together all night long.”

and they sang
Today is yesterday’s tommorrow
So you see tommorrow’s already here
So don’t be afraid of life it’ll hurt you
Because the opposite of love is fear