She be doing that fancy ants in her tight pants dance
You know I don’t stand a chance
Orangutans and gorillas and giraffes and things
She be doing moves that make my body sing
She puts the zing in my king kong
She puts the cream in my ding dong
Don’t matter though go with the flow
The funky bro taking you all the way to the dance flow
Making you sweat I’m gonna bet that you’re set
Forget all your trouble big bubble on the booty with the body that go pow
And the face that make a brother say ow
Damn I got the kick back beats like a brick sack
Treating your woman like a knick knack
When ya gonna learn respect
How you gonna step up to the table when ya ain’t even playing with a full deck
Damn I’m the big man with the master plan
Knows how to jam gonna scare ya with my dangly nut ham
And then jump into a phone booth come out kickin
I'm a big chicken but I’m finger lickin
Good good to the last drop and it ain’t no trick
To find your woman at the crib on my thick stick
You know that I’m shifty thrifty
All I carry round in my wallet’s fifties
Get me got me get it good
I know you’d like to do it like me if you could
But you can’t and you don’t & you know that you won't
So why even worry there ain't no hurry
It's time to paaaaarrrrrty
Different night but it's still the same
Paaaaarrrrrty
I got jangly glass all in my brain
Paaaaarrrrrty
Rock your body everybody get naughty
& paaaaarrrrrty