You buy me a beer and drink eight yourself
More make me talk to somebody else
You take me home, well I drive your car
I should have known now that's where we are

Don't fall asleep when I'm ready to roll
Rock on baby now put the ball in the goal
Now you've passed out, that's just my luck
Don't you get too drunk

Too Drunk To Fuck ( don't you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck ( don't you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck ( don't you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck

The cat won the chase now she wants to kill
The prey had a face what gave her the thrill
She wants to get laid and she don't wanna wait
Well, now it's on you to set the thing straight

They were in her bed ready to rumble
Well, she was ready but he was humble
It turned pretty sad, he can't get it up
Well, don't you get too drunk

Too Drunk To Fuck ( don't you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck ( don't you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck ( don't you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck

Men like to drink, to fuck and to tease
Don't chat with girls, if you've lost your cookies
You don't want to be a very bad teaser
Don't ever puke before kissing either

Too Drunk To Fuck ( don't you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck ( don't you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck ( don't you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck

So now here I am to viva la bam
I don't want a lick and I don't give a blow
I want your dick baby I want it now
So, you want to be big or lil' bow wow?

Don't fall asleep when I'm ready to roll
Rock on baby now put the ball in the goal
Now you've passed out, that's just my luck
Don't you get too drunk

Too Drunk To Fuck ( don't you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck ( don't you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck ( don't you get)
Too Drunk To Fuck