You took the lot and there's only dirt

You took the bet and you lost my shirt

You walked my dog and you let it run away

You took yourself on a holiday

You said you needed to get away

Then I got a postcard from the room...

Here I must have known you

For so many years but

You always seemed to slip away...

(Where have you been?)

I'm been upon the sea

(Where have you been?)

Out on the Twilight Zone

(Where have you been?)

I've been to the other side

and it's good to be back home..

(Yeah yeah yeah)

Two potatoes you won't get far

You got some air and blew yourself away..

Here I must have known you

For so many years but

You always seemed to slip away...

(Where have you been?)

Laying upon the sea

(Where have you been?)

Out on the Twilight Zone

(Where have you been?)

I've been to the other side

and it's good to be back home..

(Yeah yeah yeah)

(Where have you been?)

I've been on a rocket ride

(Where have you been?)

I've been for a million miles

(Where have you been?)

I've been to the other side

and it's good to be back home..

I said it's good to be back home..

(to fade)