Excuse me may I offer you this TV-set I put it on a year ago and it hasn't broken yet Or maybe you'd prefer a t-shirt with a smile It's been here a while but it's not out of style Our cutlery department has newly been restored We do it every year so you won't get bored We try to please our customers the best way we can Rich or poor we will be at hand Every woman every man Welcome to our shopping land We aim to please And if you're not satisfied we're down on our knees We aim to please We're here to help you out and make you feel at ease The girls at the counters can always lend a hand To the ladies and the women and the boys and the men We hope you like our music We pick it out for you in corporation with the Sony-crew We try to please our customers the best way we can Rich or poor we will be at hand Every woman every man Welcome to our shopping land We aim to please And if you're not satisfied we're down on our knees We aim to please We're here to help you out and make you feel at ease We hope that you found pleasure in picking out your choice And if you like to hand it back we will nort make a noise Gee I must be going you know I can't be late See you tomorrow when we open up at eight We aim to please And if you're not satisfied we're down on our knees We aim to please We're here to help you out and make you feel at ease Aim to please And if you're not satisfied we're down on our knees Aim to please