My old truck was missing out an' end
Figured it was time to trade her in
The salesman he came rushin' out
Said we get a beauty let me tell you about
It's got satellite radio an' DVD
On Star an' even got your own TV
Take a minute son and sit inside
I told him buddy 'fore you pimp my ride
I'm a

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Meat and potato man
Like to keep it just as simply as I can
I'll tell 'fore you even grease the pan
I'm meat and potato man
Don't need all the fancy stuff
Just the basics buddy that'll be enough
I'll tell you plain so you understand
I'm a meat and potato man

You go to buy a cup of coffee these days
They make it up about a hundred ways
Decafe, half n' half, vanilla, hazel nut
I like it black in a styrofoam cup
An' every time I pull up to the drive thru
Way too many choices on the menu
Sugar free, low carb, and no fat
Well hell yeah I want some fries with that
Cause I'm a

Meat and potato man
Like to keep it just as simply as I can
I'll tell 'fore you even grease the pan
I'm meat and potato man

I like boots an' old blue jeans
The Three Stooges and jelly beans
Fishin' worms an' a coffee can
A cold beer an' a country band
Cause I'm a

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