The french fry was assaulted
at least it could be seen that way
Oh, we all love a joke unless it's about cripples, jews, or gays
So your spike ring sinks in
To wipe the slime off of our psyches
Until we all stare forward
Like Walt Disney, doe eyed, Stepford wives

You say you love your brother
until he moves in next door
Who will pick up your melons
When the Mexicans get Internet jobs?

It makes you comfortable to hide your head inside yor sweatshirt
Until you feel like L.L. Cool J. looks on your color T.V. screen
But it all falls apart in your bedroom under the streetlight
Afraid to go outside 'cause Billy said you couldn't have a gun

You can't use therapy to stop some creep on PCP
But kittys without claws can't rise against their masters
Hitler and Stalin smiled while holding drooling babies
As the trains headed out of town
packed with those who weren't P.C.