How can you steal a car
From such an unsuspecting cop?
How could he make me run
A thousand blocks before he'd stop?

Didn't he see me running
Steadily behind his tail?
Finally the kindness that I
Knew he had did prevail

"You're coming with us, " they cried
As they pulled him over to the side
He saved my skin when he said
I was just along for the ride

I'll always be there for him
My brother and my confidant
And I'll save all my money
Until I can make his bond

Everybody knew who he was
'Cause his picturеs were all over town
It's a shamе they locked him up
'Cause now he'll never be around
The criminal boy
What is a girl to do?
Got no brother to tie my shoe
Or make my lunch, or build a swing
Or do those other brother things

He's kinda' like a razor with a squishy piece
He's harsh at first but then smooth underneath
And don't be fooled by his rugged detail
He's as hard as a melted nail

Don't put my brother in the slammer
'Cause I'm gonna' break him out right now
He's weak and innocent like a little sheep
You won't wanna' mess with an angry me
So let him out and let us be
I'm gonna' go home and fetch my dad
And you're gonna' wish that you just had
Listened to me

Everybody knew who he was
'Cause his pictures were all over town
It's a shame they locked him up
'Cause now I'll never be around
The criminal boy

Which end's up? Which end's down?
I can't find my own way
so I follow you around
Which end's up? Which end's down?
I do what you do but I [?]
Which end's up? Which end's down?
The brother and the sister are the talk of the town
Which end's up? Which end's down?
Juvenile delinquents, how does that sound?