Down at yanille in the magic guild
Bert, pipe down man I know how ya' feel
'Bout to lose your job but you gotta be a man
We gon' find out who's hands in the sand

Jim, I just want this shit to pay off
But now a dead guy gonna get me laid off
Water won't work, can't pay my bill
Plus this whole damn town gonna think I killed

Shut up bert, just lemme do the quest
Hand belongs to clarance I'ma put this to rest
Went to brimhaven had a talk with sandy
(That's bert's boss, this bitch smell like brandy)

Ahh, God damn bert, he's playin' you
Lyin' 'bout your hours this man ain't payin' you
Picked his shitty pocket, now I understand
Pulled my hand out and there's a shitload of sand

I don't get it cause I just wanna dig up all this sand
But he just, don't let me, don't let me, don't lеt me

God damn this dude colder than a blizzard
You'rе under a spell so I'm goin' to the wizard
I'ma kick his ass, I'll get sandy's confession
I'll get the truth while I teach him a lesson

I made this drink, it's just a little potion
Take a whiff, (hoo!) that shit is potent
When he takes this, he cannot tell a lie
Can't wait for him to say that he's been sleepin' with a guy (what?)

Never mind, went back to bert's work slipped it in his tea
Took a slurp how the hell did he not see?
Yo sandy, yelled at him like his parents, that's right bitch
Now tell me why you killed clarence

Have fun in prison sandy, and don't drop the soap
Tryna frame my boy bert, deprivin' him of hope?
By release, buddy you remember that name
I hid his body parts all over the game

Wait what, what did you just
Yeah you gotta start lookin' for
You hid his body parts?
His arms head
Are you fucking
They're everywhere man, good luck
Oh my God