Driving past the freeway on my daily commute
Seven miles to the gallon with a first-rate view

Not a fairy in this town, we chased them out long ago
My Southern values matter more than you'll ever know
This land is great and it should never change
I don't care what those Commie bastards say

My straight white children and a wife that cleans
Let's pour a glass for the American dream
Graduated to a high paying job completely debt free
There's nothing quite like life in 1953

Saw a black guy on the sidewalk, better call 911
He got arrested for no reason, but at least I had some fun
Dress up nice for church in my Sunday best
Go back home and bone my wife, I am so blessed

My straight white children and a wife that cleans
Let's pour a glass for the American dream
Graduated to a high paying job completely debt free
There's nothing quite like life in 1953

You call this shit coffee? It tastes like old piss
I'll knock all your teeth out with the back of my fist
Go get me a beer bitch, you'se supposed to submit
Don't do this again or else you'll regret it

You call this shit coffee? It tastes like old piss
I'll knock all your teeth out with the back of my fist
Go get me a beer bitch, you'se supposed to submit
Don't do this again or else you'll regret it