This is a story a very sad tale Of intrigue and romance and electronic mail A dangerous form of information, and the perils of instant gratification How many times did I hit my Mac want to crawl inside and take the whole thing back But its no use say it again and again Don't push send Carol wrote about her job's frustrations What drove her crazy with aggravation A list of every person's faults, Precise and pithy, wry insults She sent it off to her best friend But saw with horror as she pushed send She hit the keys and began to roar She'd she'd copied the entire office floor Chorus: Don't push send Donât push send There are things that you just can amend I tell myself again and again Don't push send Katherine wrote a note to her husband Ben Using their pet names and vowing devotion She said meet me at home in a little while I'll be there waiting, wearing nothing but a smile But then she goes her answer from his great granddad lee. Saying \" I don't think that this was meant for me\" It was nice, but I'll forward it to my great grandson, it's been years since anybody called me sugar buns.â Chorus The day was tough the week had really been somethin' Jane got a message that pushed her buttons She shot back as if her words were guns Capitalizing every single one She should have waited she should know E-mail doesn't mix with merlot She had to write back as you could guess Plead e-mail recklessness and PMS Bridge Just stop and think when I'm on the brink Walk away from your computer Cause you can bet I' will regret And feel like such a loser Chorus After opposing counsel acted like jerks Joe got a letter from his law partner at work He meant to make a changes, cut and paste But sent it off in his efficient haste He tried to delete, he tried to stop the note But the letter had flown and that was all she wrote The message was polite with professional class But the subject line still said \"what a ass\" Chorus: