I have no hobbies and no education
Some of the girls call me a jerk
My only goal in life is marriage
Then I will never have to work

You were always, always such a bore
But now you won't nag no more
Silence is golden, you know
Dead boys don't say no

Hold my hand; let's go for a walk
Our relation is neat and clean
I will sleep with you if I have to
A duty I perform like a machine

Watch TV; eat fast food
Let us stare at the walls
Then we spend every weekend
In the suburban shopping malls

You were always, always such a bore
But now you won't nag no more
Silence is golden, you know
Dead boys don't say no

Wanna be boring and ordinary

Buy us a tralier and a station wagon
And a dog; that would be nice
And maybe some sex on your vacation
I reckon that'll have to suffice

You're a pervert; you're a liar
Where have you been all night?
Get your hands off my body and
Get the hell out of sight

You were always, always such a bore
But now you won't nag no more
Silence is golden, you know
Dead boys don't say no