My personality's a singularity
Infinitely curved in space and time
I have no opinions of my own
Which makes me hard, hard to define

I'm like a blank piece of paper
Like a formatted disk
I say what people wanna hear
I don't think; I just exist

(Like I was)
Trapped behind the event horizon of a black hole
Nothing seems to escape from me
I keep it all inside

Faking all my emotions
And my orgasms too
I didn't mean a word of it
When I said "I love you"

Living a two-dimensional life
Don't see the need for a third

(Like I was)
Trapped behind the event horizon of a black hole
Nothing seems to escape from me
I keep it all inside

The mass of my locked-up feelings
Grew beyond Chandrasekhar's limit
My mind collapsed in on itself
Got a headache that's truly infinite

My personality's a singularity
Infinitely curved in space and time
Forever lost in myself
To a volume of zero confined

(Like I was)
Trapped behind the event horizon of a black hole
Nothing seems to escape from me
I keep it all inside