On and on the press depress The hate-mail spreads itself They coil the wire upon the fence They hit below the belt
Token Black and token Jew Tokin' crack and singin' blues The secret to equality: Find a common enemy.
I'm told it's an historic day And yet I seem to feel the same The Thought Police do not approve So come on, whatcha gonna do?
Seize me for these crimes? For these crimes, I've done my time And I will not comply (I'm supposed to see five, and I do: Four fingers and one pulled tooth)
On and on we lap it up And we're hungry yet If I complain of stomach pain Drag me to the vet
Hunt the witch from A to B The Wicked Witch of the Middle-East Pass it down from Pa to Son Now prove who's got the bigger gun
I'm told it's an historic day And yet I seem to feel the same Don't commit your Thought Crimes here
Out of nothing, divine something And you're laid out so I dive in Getting something, define 'something' Put a face on, find a way in Pull a seat up, put your feet up Two more litres, catch your sleep up Undervalue all I value But I love you God I do For crying out loud For crying out loud.