Her name is Noelle
I have a dream about her, she rings my bell
Got gym class in half an hour, oh, how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks

But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an IROC

But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh (Oh yeah)

Ooh, yeah, dirtbag
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'
Ooh, yeah, dirtbag (No)
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'

Now I feel like mold
It's prom night and I am
Lonely, lo and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about?

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
Come with me Friday, don't say, "Maybe"
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you
Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh (Oh yeah)

(She doesn't know)
Ooh, yeah, dirtbag (She doesn't know, doesn't know) , no
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'
(She doesn't know)
Ooh, yeah, dirtbag (She doesn't know, doesn't know) , no
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'
(She doesn't know)
Ooh, yeah, dirtbag (She doesn't know, doesn't know) , no
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'