I had a puerto-rican boyfriend from Queens
Used to make me pay for everything
You know what I mean?
He'd say: Caz, can you please buy me a mac and cheese?
Pay my way, buy me my drinks, please?
And, since I have no job (no job)
And I'm low on cash (cash)
Buy me a Metrocard, make it the monthly pass

He'd smoke on my grass and drink on my wine
"Gimme, gimme, gimme" is all I hear, all the time
It's like I'm dating a motherfuckin' prostitute
'Cause I gotta swing loop just to knock some dues
I gotta wipe out my Mastercard and Visa
Just to get a piece of the Mona Lisa
Two slices of pizza with pepperoni
And I might get a kiss next time I'm horny
This shit is corny, past the breaks, it's stopping
You only call me up when you wanna go shopping

You're not gettin' over, over, over
You're not gettin' over on me, no more, nah
You're not gettin' over, over, over
You're not gettin' over on me (me, me)
You're not gettin' over, over, over
You're not gettin' over on me, no more, nah
You're not gettin' over, over, over
You're not gettin' over on me (me, me)

You always get what you want
You always choose the movie in the restaurant
You say where we go, you say when we go
You say how we do it, every position (sighs)
I give up, 'cause you're always winning
You never change the limit, and, my head is spinning
And, if you've been in the situation I've been in
Gotta do some extra spending for that happy ending

Ain't nothing funny when your mom calls me up
And try to borrow money
And, since you want somebody
just shut up and listen
While you make the decisions
I gotta cut you off, like a circuncision (ow)

You're not gettin' over, over, over
You're not gettin' over on me, no more, nah
You're not gettin' over, over, over
You're not gettin' over on me (me, me)
You're not gettin' over, over, over
You're not gettin' over on me, no more, nah
You're not gettin' over, over, over
You're not gettin' over on me (me, me)

I guess I found someone
who's more fucked up than me
Who's more stuck up than me
Who djs my stereo, but won't play my Cd
He just won't let go of my remote control
And I'm stuck watching "Go to Roll"
twice in a row
I'd be nice to know when the dice would roll
'Cause what I thought was paradise
ain't even, now you're leaving
Unbelieving when my friends
told me up at the time
You would do my notebook to critique my rhymes
I can't take it no more, you repaint
my place when I go to the store
Like, I turn around, and
then, my walls are brown! ("So what? ")
'Cause brown is the new white
but, white was the old black
But, paint that shit back
'Cause you're giving me
and my dog a heart attack
Not a fact, it's a wrap
So, find a new guy
And don't forget your velvet-painting of J-Lo
That you told me you'd cry (crying)
if I didn't buy
And, by the way
you know the 40 bucks you lost on our bet?
I didn't forget, so, leave the cash by the bed
(By the bed, by the bed, by the bed)

You're not gettin' over, over, over
You're not gettin' over on me, no more, nah
You're not gettin' over, over, over
You're not gettin' over on me (me, me)
You're not gettin' over, over, over
You're not gettin' over on me, no more, nah
You're not gettin' over, over, over
You're not gettin' over on me (me, me)

You're not gettin' over, over, over
You're not gettin' over on me, no more, nah
You're not gettin' over, over, over
You're not gettin' over on me (me, me)
You're not gettin' over, over, over
You're not gettin' over on me, no more, nah
You're not gettin' over, over, over
You're not gettin' over on me (me, me)