Damian
Look at me
I'm cool and I'm charming
Debonair and disarming
That's me to a T
Take a look at me
Don't need no fandangos
I got all of the angles
Just look at me

Damian
Look at me

Keith
Look at you

Damian
I ain't no beginner
a natural winner
That's me to a T

Damian
Take a look at me

Keith
Take a look at you

Damian
I can sing acappella
I'm a hell of a fella
Just look at me

Keith
You know nothin' at all about ladies
Let me give you a piece of advice
You're headin' for nothin' but trouble
You'll be paying a hell of a price

'Cos you think you're a bit of a killer
That the ladies will fall at your feet "Ha"
They could eat you for supper
And spit you right out on the street

Damian
Look at me

Keith
Look at you

Damian
Your resistance will crumble
Get ready to rumble 1, 2, 3!

Damian
Take a look at me

Keith
Look at you

Damian
I'm as fit as a fiddle
So let's hide it a little
Just you and me

Keith
It's a very bad time to be cocky
When your out there on the pull
Hold your horse like a jockey
And don't rush in like a bull

You have to be patient with ladies
And tell them what they want to here
Keep a steady aim on your target
Don't shoot like a young pistoler

Keith
Take a good look at yourself
For goodness sake
All the ladies are laughin'
Ask yourself why

Take a good look at yourself
And you will see
A natural loser
Take it from me

Damian
Look at me
I ain't no beginner
A natural winner
That's me to a T

Take a look at me
I can sing acappella
I'm a hell of a fella
Just look at me

Keith
A natural loser
Take it from me

Damian
I'm a hell of a fella
Look at me