[Verse 1]
Welcome to the evening news, I thank you all for tuning in,
Yes I'm your host and your journalist and Chamillionaire so let the news begin,
All helicopters out in the streets look at the screen let's zoom it in,
Cause Cashis is at the scene, hey Cashis how are you my friend,
Got time for no interviews (go-got no time for no interviews),
No time to trip so don't get confused, cause this type of news depends on interviews,
Got time for no interviews (go-got no time for no interviews),
You know I keep my ear to the streets so it's up to me to bring you the truth,
I saw a movie were George Bush had a bearded man on his squad so,
So much power from oil money that poor folks can't seed by him,
No problem, Osama, Bin Laden, been hidin',
So long them pictures all starting to look like him on the milk cartons,
Don Imus made comments that made everybody forget about him,
That's him, Anna Nicole got pregant and had kids by him,
Rest in peace to Virgina Tech, too many innocent kids dyin',
Well let's just blame hip hop and act like that's the big problem,

[Hook]
Now I would give you news about Katrina, but you know I can't talk about Katrina,
Cause everytime I talk about Katrina, they look at me like it's a misdeamenor,
Anyways there's 'way more important stuff that we can discuss,
George Bush is playing golf, everybody hush, he's about to puttin

[Chorus]
Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning,
Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?,
Sending the troops to the war so I turn it,
To today's evening news
And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
This is the evening news

[Verse 2]
I know you take offense to certain words, but I've heard worse, but I won't blame ya,
They say he's a entertainer but don't worry about it, never mind Cramer,
Crocidile Hunter got stung, and the lion turned on the lion tamer,
We keep sending troops to Iraq, I figured that we must like danger,
Little kids don't learn in school they go to school to go spray a gun,
If you a parent, then be a parent, get off the couch and go raise your son,
Kobe just broke another record today's game he ain't eighty-one,
Now he saying he's number 1, but yesterday they had hated dumb,
OJ was named innocent, he got no sentence and he's still alive,

It's very ironic that the lawyer that defended him had to die,
Well now my q-card says the price of gas isn't very high,
But I'm not going to read that cause we all know that that's a lie

[Chorus]
Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning,
Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?,
Sending the troops to the war so I turn it,
To today's evening news
And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
This is the evening news

[Verse 3]
We still haven't found Pac's killer, still haven't found Biggie's either,
Thirty minutes into the case they got tired and took a breather,
Snoop Dogg just got arrested, everyday he gets a new sepina,
Innocent when murder was the case so the prosacution got a middle finger,
Hip Hop is sweeping the nation, but the contents seem so degrading,
Most rappers got new albums that white kids are anticipating,
If you don't like it on the radio or the television then switch the station,
Flavor Flav get a lot of ratings, Bill O'Rielly somewhere is hating,
Kanye just said WHAT? the president ain't got time for that,
The White House is goning to stay white even tho' we know Obama's black,
9/11 was a calculation, and some would say it was a timed attack,
He gave a speech on CNN, "They bombed us, now we're bombing back",
Where the heck is Ossama at?

[Hook]
Now I want to know about Katrina, but everytime I talk about Katrina,
They look at me like it's a misdeamenor,
Anyways there's way more important stuff that we can discuss,
N'Sync, Makin The Band and ??? had broken off

[Chorus]
Gas prices raises, the money keeps burning,
Dropout rate rising, so what are they learning?,
Sending the troops to the war so i turn it,
To today's evening news
And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
And the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, turning slow)
This is your evening news

By Jamun*