[Intro:] Chamillitary Mayne Mixtape Messiah August 27th Put that on your calendar It's Chamilliona-I mean Koopa A.K.A. Major Pain, Cuz I'ma bring The Majors Pain Mixtape Mass Of The Underground....Bang They ask me where Texas at, and I say hold that thought, August 27th I'ma get to that You need to die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain I've been showing support to all the labels in my city and right now it's all about Chamilli
[Verse 1:] Yeah! When they see me do my magic they say "what the heck is Koopa on?" Texas been too quite so the X-Men 'bout to produce a storm Etither die a hero or the villain is what you become Hop in in my Batmobile I ch-ch-churp the Koopa 'larm Salad dressing cuz it's on plenty green and parmesian In my pockets in my palm I'ma bout to drop a bomb Thinking of making vegetatian I'm the mixtape farmer John So much green inside my jeans it's like I've been out mowing lawns I'm the real the rest is fake, I'm the best the rest is cake Mixtape god I bless this tape and I put boys in they resting place People always test the type an they don't never test the face That's the day I'ma be on TMZ and the day I catch a case Think that you can take my auto when them hollows not gon' follow Better dream of bikini wearin "Genie Out The Bottle" Some chicks that use to strip ask to wax the Maserato I say forget the wax just make it quick just like Sorado Got a spanish chick that loves the chip she the Dorito lady She ready to Frito-Lay me "el gusto es mio baby" I hear some sharks talkin like they gonna D.O.A. me Go head jump in that water promise there's torpedos waiting I dropped a lot of verses but I know I'm proud of mines I see the presidents in front of me I'm Obama-tized Rappers is politicians, they all be talking lies Paparazzi like some Nazi pop your posse like some spies I use to look around me like "it's proabably you that hate me" Now I open up my wallet and it start illuminating Do your damage do it talk your talk and mutilate me Money talks, me and Ben always communicating I know your probably thinkin why he talkin all that cash I write my lyrics in the crib as big as Carlton's dad's Was happy broke but super rich they be like boy he mad Every problem I had last year my money brought me all of that Push foreigns like a chauffeur, stomp all the cock-a-roacha But back when I was broke-a I sold product like a broker My next one drop it's over, point out somebody doper I bet that supersoaker flip that joker like it's poker Your boy ain't half of me, turn him to a casualty Humble but I swear I'm not Barack Obama's pastor see I be talkin trash yeah the mouth is a catastophy Don't mistake the humbleness for weakness cuz that's blasphemy
[Chorus:] I put on some Chamilli on on some Chamilli I put on some Chamilli on on some Chamilli I put on East Side I put on Southside I put on Westside I put on Chamillitary Mayne! I put on some Chamilli on on some Chamilli I put on some Chamilli on on some Chamilli I put on East Side I put on Southside I put on Westside I put on Chamillitary Mayne!
[Verse 2:] This weapon that stay attached to me is grazing your anatomy This grey one will make you call a doctor call up "Grey's Anotomy" I be pushin cars out the garage like it's a factory Service with a smile serve a hatin rapper happily Never miss a penny you can't count your doe exact as me Push come to shove I'm picking up money just like a vaccum G Always makin doe, got a bunch of Keiblers after me Pro at being active like what Puffy use for Ac-a-ne If you rep that Texas I knooow, that ya feel me Wanna pop lock and dance then put oooon that "Get Silly" Wanna dance 'til ya sweaty put oooon that P. Diddy Tryna take the mixtape market put oooon that Chamilli, eh