Doctor Doctor Doctor ya ya Doctor Doctor Doctor ya ya
Doctor Doctor Doctor ya ya Doctor Doctor Doctor ya ya

Oh my God I'm sick ya
Help me someone I'm sick ya
Tasukete dare ka kono mama da to shinu
Nani tabete mo flavor no flavor
Nani kīte mo feelings no feelings

Oh my God I'm gonna die
Mada shinitaku nai mada ikite itai

Kono chikyū wa ima
Nani kara nani made
Sū ga ō sugite omoshiroku nai ne
Ano moderu-tachi mo minna
Onaji kao shiteta dopperugengā?

Shinkoku da ne mata dōrui ga afureta minna de basuke shitai
Dare ga mane de dare ga da
Shiru ka kudaran minna ga da

Are mo kore mo omoshiroku nai
Shigeki ga hoshī dake na no ni
Minna wa kitto futsū ga kirai
Futsū ga ippai

Kikiakita n da yo mō zenbu
Miakita n da yo kono būmu
This is no flavor syndrome
Omae-ra ja aji ga shinai n da yo hey
Help me doctor hen na n desu
Aji ga shinaishini sō desu
Doctor
Puripuri please help me

Oh my God I'm sick ya
Help me doctor I'm sick ya
Tasukete yo doctor kono mama da to shinu
Nani mo tokimekanai nothing
Mata onaji mono ga what is it

Kono jidai wa jōhō ga afureru
Noroi ni kakattemasu

Uso bakka no Twitter
Minna jishō hīrō
Iyake ga sasu yo higawari akuyaku
Kon'ya no ejiki wa omae da
Mata asu kara wa dare da

Nan mo ka mo ga ryōsan-gata da (ni ki ni ki)
Watakushi dake ga (pichipichi)
Kirakira shitai (kirakira)

Minna tsumannai ikioi ga nai
Kirawareru no ga kowai mitai
Minna to issho sore o ima
Kosei to yobu n da

Kikiakita n da yo mō zenbu
Miakita n da yo kono būmu
This is no flavor syndrome
Omae-ra ja aji ga shinai n da yo hey
Help me doctor hen na n desu
Aji ga shinaishini sō desu
Doctor
Puripuri please help me