I was sitting home the day my ship came in
No slow boat from China, 'twas Columbian
All of my life I'd waited for a game that I could win
They say the load was headed for a rendezvous on shore
When the wind began to holler and the raid to pour
Then the hands of fate pushed it overboad
And the word spread and then came the war
Fruits of the storm all around
Fruits of the storm we have found

Now, the treasure it was scattered for a hundred miles
Drifted from way inland to the Wild Boar Isles
We fought the pigs, tame and wild
'Til we found our piece of the pie
Fruits of the storm all around
Fruits ot the storm we have found

We returned in hiding in a wild-eyed craze
Split the pot among us and we went our ways
Each of us went through it in a mere two days
All of the details are somewhat a haze
Fruits of the storm all around
Fruits of the storm we have found

Bo paid off his mortgage, got a new hi-fi
Bernice bought a motorcycle and he said goodbye
Donald, he got married in a tux and tie
Roger and me, we just got high
Fruits of the storm all around
Fruits of the storm we have found

I was sitting home the day my ship came in
No slow boat from Chin, 'twas columbian
All of my life I'd waited for a game that I could win