Donald Findlay QC is an ugly man, and is dumb as any dam kid
And when you mention I.R.A. he dam near flips his lid
Words like T.A.I.G. taig, or C.E.L.T. Celt
these are words that make his funny wig and sideburns melt.

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Because his B.I.G.O.T.R.Y. became final today
Because he sang about the T.I.Ms and then he ran away
That’s why I’ve spelt some of these words, so as the Huns can’t speak
And that’s why we are going to win the L.E.A.G.U.E. League.

And then came Jock Brown’s brother Craig, a loyalist through and through
He sang song like F.T.P. and now he’s trying to sue
He denies singing any songs about the Pope, the Provos or the Papes
The silly little man doesn’t know that his girlfriend got a T.A.P.E. Tape.

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And then came big John Greig me boys, plane for all to see
Mimicking a flute with a big screw top with some Huns from Bramalea
That’s why I’ve spelt out some of these words, so as the Huns will never naf
Words like T.I.O.C.F.A.I.D.H. Tiocfaidh Ar La.

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