I am the Millipede
I am amazing
I command you to
gaze upon my face
You'll never find someone
charming as I am
I'm the swankiest bug out in space

I'm a star
I'm a god
I'm a thing to behold
There are none as resplendent as I
With my sleek little legs
and my three hundred eggs
of my majesty none can deny

Because
I am the millipede
I am mysterious
When I vanish
I never leave a trace

You will not find a bug
with such illusions
I'm a creature
of fathomless grace

(Background singers)

I am the millipede
I am the champion
no one else in the universe
keeps pace
You'll never find someone
quite so enchanting
While I'm here there's
just no second place

I'm a idol
a King
I'm an object of awe
There is none
quite so gleaming as I
I've got glamour to spare
You are right
when you stare
I'm the who, what, when, where, and the why
(Join me!)

I am the millipede
I am astounding
wisdom flows from my personage
like lace
You'll never find someone darling as I am
I'm the swankiest
Tutelary pest
Certainly best dressed
Bug out in space!