Hell-mouthed boy, my vacant queen
Glitter in between my teeth
Here we gather at your feet
Speak himself to sunken sleep
Can't stop shitting where you eat
You're a joke or I'm just mean
I can't cum and I can't lie
I can't stop making myself cry

I'll have my cake and eat it too
I wish I could be good to you

Am I the best? (Ah)
Or just the first person (to say yes) ?
The best? (Ah)
Or just the first person (to say yes) ?
The best? (Ah)
Or just the first person (to say yes) ?
The best? (Ah)
Or just the first person to say?

Like a husband loves a wife
Every day and every night
Milk my brain and take my life
Everything we say is right
Little monkey up your sleeve
Kiss each other, make a scene
We're all slaves to fame, I guess
Push me down, put on your dress

I'll have my cake and eat it too
I wish I could be good to you

Am I the best? (Ah)
Or just the first person (to say yes) ?
The best? (Ah)
Or just the first person (to say yes) ?
The best? (Ah)
Or just the first person (to say yes) ?
The best? (Ah)
Or just the first person to say?

Am I the best? (Ah)
Or just the first person (to say yes) ?
The best? (Ah)
Or just the first person (to say yes) ?
The best? (Ah)
Or just the first person (to say yes) ?
The best? (Ah)
Or just the first person to say?