Yeah
Ooh

If I were Malibu Barbie
And you were Suntan Ken
I'd probably dump your ass for G. I. Joe
'Cause he's macho, yeah
And if I were Marcia Brady, yeah
And you were Keith Partridge
I'd probably cheat on you with Davy Jones
Uh oh oh oh oh

But you don't care that I don't care at all
I'm using you
You don't care that I don't care at all

If I were I Dream of Jeannie
And you were Melrose Place
(Melrose Place)
I'd probably blink my eyes
And send your ass to Lost In Space

But you don't care that I don't care at all
I'm using you
You don't care that I don't care at all
I'm using you
You don't care that I don't care at all
Coz I'm only using you
You don't care that I don't care at all

You know I think you're kinda stupid
Why can't you get it through your big fat head
I hate you, I hate you
I wish you were dead
(Wish you were dead)

You don't care that I don't care at all
I'm using you
You don't care that I don't care at all
I'm only using you
You don't care that I don't care at all
Coz I'm only using, only using
You don't care that I don't care at all
Using, using, using, using
I'm using you
'Cause I'm only using, using, using you
I'm using you
I'm using, using, using, using, you

If I were Malibu Barbie and you were suntan Ken