Chico]
Everyone Says I Love You
The great big mosquito when he stings you
The fly when he gets stuck on the fly paper too says
I Love You

Every time the cow says moo
She makes the bull-a very happy too
The rooster when he hollers cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo
says I Love You

Christopher Columbus he write
the Queen of Spain a very nice little note
He write "I Love You, baby"
and then he gets himself a great big boat
He's a wise guy.
What do you think Columbus do
When he come here in 1492
He said to Pocahontas "Acki Vachi Vachi Voo,
"That means "You little son of a gun, I Love You."

[Groucho]
Everyone says I love you
But just what they say it for I never knew
It's just inviting trouble for the poor sucker who
saysI love you.

Take a pair of rabbits who
Get stuck each other and begin to woo
And pretty soon you'll find a million more rabbits who
Say I love you

When the lion gets felling frisky
And begins to roar
There's another lion who knows just what he's roaring for


Everything that ever grew
The goose and the gander and the gosling too
The duck upon the water when he feels that way too
says [Quacking]