When she turned eighteen she went astray
With her brother's dealer, so they say
She had the baby yesterday
Perhaps is just a rumour.
They kept her prison growing up
Told her "Jesus was enough"
She's really into dirty stuff
Perhaps is just a rumour.
And if you asked her she'd say

I'm just tryin' to work out,
How to be like myself.
I'm just tryin' to work out,
These cards I'ven been dealt.

See that girl she's looking great
She used to be quite overweight
She may not be entirely straight
Perhaps is just a rumour.
Always did what she was told
Apparently she's on the dough
Spend it all in alcohol
Perhaps is just a rumour.

I'm just tryin' to work out,
How to be like myself.
I'm just tryin' to work out,
These cards I'ven been dealt.

'Cause she did it, she did it
Her bed is forbidden
He's fit and she isn't
She keeps her face hidden
She told 'em good riddance
Her sister got with him
She wishes she didn't
And now they're all singing,

Just tryin' to work out,
How to be like myself.
I'm just tryin to work out,
These cards I've been dealt

I'm just tryin' to work out,
How to be like myself.
I'm just tryin' to work out,
These cards I'ven been dealt.

I'm just tryin' to work out,
How to be like myself.
I'm just tryin' to work out,
These cards I'ven been dealt.

'Cause she did it, she did it
Her bed is forbidden
He's fit and she isn't
She keeps her face hidden
She told 'em good riddance
Her sister got with him
She wishes she didn't
And now they're all singing,

I'm just tryin' to work out,
How to be like myself.
I'm just tryin' to work out,
These cards I'ven been dealt.

'Cause she did it, she did it
Her bed is forbidden
He's fit and she isn't
She keeps her face hidden
She told 'em good riddance
Her sister got with him
She wishes she didn't
And now they're all singing,