So the England team are without a boss,
Steve McClaren has now gone, although that's no real loss,
And now the english public are out there casting their votes,
About who they want in charge, who can bring football home

So, There's a short list, of about ten names,
But one keeps getting mentioned again and again
So come on the FA, This aint a tricky one
Lets do whats right and appoint the special one

So Jose, if you're listening, what you up to next week,
Could you pop down to Soho Square for a bite to eat,
And have a, cup of tea and a friendly chat,
And once you've signed the contract you can call Barwick a prat

And then the England fans, can put all this aside,
And forget we didnt manage to qualify
Cos we'll know, deep down, the past is done
Cos we'll finally have our own special one

Oh finally, the england team
Will fulfil all our wildest dreams
And also, more importantly,
We'll get a manager who can play Frank and Stevie G
in the same team

So come on jose mate what do you say?
Although I dont suppose it matters to the FA
Cos we, all know that they've got a good knack,
Of appointing someone rubbish then giving them the sack,

But maybe, just this one time
They'll listen to the fans and do whats right
But I just hope this song is not too late
And we havent gone and signed

Gareth Southgate...