Sometimes
I feel like fluid is leaking out of my mind,
Yeah my nose is dripping all of the Time,
Especially when it dusty or cold outside,
I dont know how to make it stop,

Use my sleeve but it leaves my nose sore,
If I leave it , it drips on the floor
But theres one thing that works and I know,
That I'll take them wherever I go

Chorus:
Where would we be without tissues,
To clean up after lifes little issues,
Mr Kleenex if you were here I would kiss you,
For stopping me from saying atishoo
Where would we be with out tissues, tissues tissues.
Without tissues, tissues, tissues.

And I know its wrong
But sometimes the lonely nights go on for so long
And there are naked ladies when you turn the tv on,
And I use my credit card for premium porn.
Its not my fault its no ones fault

And after I feel dirty and low,
And I feel like i'm lost and alone ,
But then youre there to say its ok,
And clean up my tears and the sheets and duvet...

Chorus:
Where would we be without tissues,
To clean up after lifes little issues,
Mr Kleenex if you were here I would kiss you,
For stopping me from saying atishoo
Where would we be with out tissues, tissues tissues.
Without tissues, tissues, tissues.

The Toilet, Hayfever
Tissues we always need ya,
When we sniff, kids vomit
Youre always there to clean up.