Couple cover charge stamps got her hand
looking like a rainbow
In and out of every bar on a whim just like the wind blows
She's either a bachelorette or coming off a breakup
Take a drunk girl home

She's bouncing like a pinball
Singing every word she never knew
Dancing with her eyes closed
like she's the only one in the room
Her hair's a perfect mess, falling out of that dress
Take a drunk girl home

Take a drunk girl home
Let her sleep all alone
Leave her keys on the counter, your number by the phone
Pick up her life she threw on the floor
Leave the hall lights on, walk out and lock the door
That's how she knows the difference
between a boy and man
Take a drunk girl home

You leave her drive for a dive
and you get something bad to eat
They're singing "Closing Time"
at that little bar across the street
In two by twos, strangers and lovers
headed for the covers, hooking up
That Tv in your two bedroom, sound's turned off
And through the paper-thin walls
you can hear the neighbor's cigarette cough
There's a million things you could be doing
but there's one thing you're damn sure glad you did

Take a drunk girl home
Let her sleep all alone
Leave her keys on the counter, your number by the phone
Pick up her life she threw on the floor
Leave the hall lights on walk out and lock the door
That's how you know the difference between a boy and man
You take a drunk girl home

You took a drunk girl home
In the sober light of dawn
She left you a message, she thanked you on the phone
'Cause you picked up her life she threw on the floor
You left the hall lights on, walked out and locked the door
That's how she knows the difference
between a boy and man
Take a drunk girl home

You take a drunk girl home
Take a drunk girl home