I'm Getting Paid,
500 dollars, I have a dog
And I bet you're really mad
And I bet you're really sad cause [x3]

Oh buttersnap I lost my dolphin hat

I like making mac n cheese
While flying overseas
One moment please I need to sneeze
"achooo" "God bless you"

Ooooo
A crocodile ate my sock
Oooooo
I wish my pillow could talk
Oooooo
A giant toad flying through the air
Oooooo
It got stuck in Christina's hair

Let me hear you say
I'm Getting Paid,
500 dollars, I have a dog
And I bet you're really mad
And I bet you're really sad cause [x2]

Cookie make my tounge go numbah
Cookie make my tounge go numb
Cookie make my tounge go numbah
Numbah numbah numbah all day longah [x4]

There's a purple mushroom in my backyard
And it's screaming Taco Tacooos [x5]

Do I smell cheeseor is that a fly
I don't know why I smell a fly

Two Three Four
I'm Getting Paid,
500 dollars, I have a dog
And I bet you're really mad
And I bet you're really sad cause

I'm Getting Paid,
500 dollars, I have a dog
And I bet you're numbah numbah
Numbah all day longah

I'm Getting Paid,
500 dollars, I have a dog
And I bet you're really mad
And I bet you're really sad cause [x2]

Oh My Gosh
Oh My Gosh
My Gosh

Sarah I stepped on a cornflake
And now I'm officially a cereal killer
Even butlers with the heaviest english accent
Fear the master sword

Well tickel my toes and call me slappy
If elves were real
I'd want one to
Whisper tiny little secrets into my ear
And live on my shoulder

Grandma this is a cat not a horse